Here we go...
Uh oh... something has gone terribly, horribly wrong. If you still want to get in touch, feel free to email email@example.com.
However, I will understand if you have lost all faith in me. If we never speak again, know that I will pick a star out of the night sky and think of you from time to time. And what could have been...
We did it!
Together... you and I.
(We make a great team).